My dad and "Power Root" Contest

Ring. Ring.

Dad: Hello?

Phone Person: Hello sir, your phone number has won 10,000 bucks.

D: Really? So what do I have to do to get this money?

PP: Just give us your bank account number and we will do the rest.

D: Ow, really. Let me tell you this, you can take the prize money and shove it up your ass. IF YOU SMELL............. WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKIN'. (The Rock anthem playing in the background).

Servers

Jammed servers that is.

Israel and the Flotilla 2

IF1: Sir, we got new weapons shipped form our allies, the good old US and A.

IC: Good. Use them on the ship that we will take over. Try to fire a few shots and give me a report by the next day. And remember, grab me a few Panadols while your up on that ship. My heads killing me.

IF1: Sir, yes sir.

Israel and the Flotilla

Israeli Force 1: Sir, our men are hungry.

Israeli Force 2: Sir, our men are sick.

Israeli Commander: Sorry mate, we are low on food and medicine.

Israeli Force 3: Sir, incoming flotilla of ships. Identified to be carrying food and medical supplies.

IC: Alright boys, its your lucky day. Send teams to take over the ships and lets take everything they got. Hope they got something tasty and some Panadol. Im having a really bad headache.

IF 1,2,3: Sir, yes sir.

Finding Paradise

Different people, different kinds of paradise.

For me, its just being with family and friends,

and having boatloads of cash to spend.

People

Different kinds of people I've met.

Some very patriotic.

Some very smart.

Some very different.

Some liked.

Some hated.

Some misunderstood.

So, think about this for a second,

What kind of person are YOU?