Last Sem, Last Push, Last Everything

5 days to go........
30th of May is the date........
That Don Kowreck Corleone will return to Merbok......
And meet his peers........
Don Jimmy......
Don Izzatonni......
Don Ezwarrioni.....(Although met him on......I don't know what day.)
Don Azizione.....
Don Syameerri......
Don Izzat "the Krab".....(It's a bit more cool spelling "crab" with a "K")
And all the other Dons.........
This semester will be our semester.....
Lets make it a semester that people will remember.....

Veneratio Justicia Palma (inspired by Don Izzatoni)

Football.....

I used to love and play football. But now, as I am busy with study, I have no time to play. And the light of passion for football inside of me has dimmed for a long time. But now, the flame has been sparked alight, all because of an ad campaign that Nike did a few years back. You guy should remember it, its called Joga Bonito, which means play beautiful (I think). The ads are the best football ads I've seen. You can watch it at YouTube. Just search for "joga bonito". The best one is the battle between Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Christiano Ronaldo.

I think when I get back to Kedah, I'm gonna join Ajis, Mr. Crab, Ayam and all the other guy playing football.

Can I join you guys......????

Eye, Ass, Steroids.....

Some of you may look at the words above and see no link in it what so freakin' ever. But today, these words interconnected today for me. It goes like this.....

I was the designated driver for my mom, aunt and grandma. Where they want to go, I'll be driving them there. Before chauffeuring them, I hang out at my aunt's place while annoying her cats. Then, I drive these "Charlie's Angels" to Giant Sec. 13. After a painful 3 hours waiting for them, I picked them up to drive of to a "Kedai Bundle" nearby. By this time, my eye started to get irritated. I thought it was some dust that had come into my eye, so I poped down to 7-11 to buy Eye-Mo. A few drops my eye (this happen on my left eye only) felt fine. But, it gets worst.......

I feel my eye is like about to pop out of it's socket....




Let me desribe the condition of my eye. Imagine that you've cracked an egg over a flat pan. Imagine the yolk is the pupil and the egg white is the white part of my eye. Notice that the egg yolk is not reaaly flay and bulges out. Now, reverse that meaning that the yolk sinks into the egg white) and add some red to the egg white, and then you have an eye infection that is quite frightening. Mom saw it and we immediately go to SJMC. Who's driving? Me, of course, eventhough my visual is quite impaired. I hit 120 in that Kancil.

The wait to see the doctor was long, about 2 hours. Waist all the time waitong by exploring the hospital floor by floor. My turn came to see the doctor. The doctor said it was allergies. Even though I don't even know that I have allergies, and the only thing that can stop my eye from popping out of it's socket is by an injection, but not with any unfathomable drug but something that is generally known to the population, steroids. I yelled "yes, this is gonna be good", as i associate steroids as getting you high and enhance your physical performance. "Where?" I asked. "Anywhere you'ld like". "Ok then. I'll choose my arm".

I was taken to a bed and was said to wait. Then , the nurse came in and said something that surprised me, "Now, take off your pants."I thought this nurse wants to get kinky and some sorts, but this is not the answer. She continued, "the shot is goona be on your butt". So, I took of my pants, lay on the bed and get ready to get high with about 100 mil of steroids injected on by ass.

But, as i waited to get high after the injection, my left leg felt numb. And painful, like your feet is filled with sharp gravel and being run over by a Hummer. This lasted for 30 min. but hey, the steroids worked though and my eye returned to normal.

So, any of you guy can figure out what my allergies are? Even I don't know, so take a shot guessing it....

Checking my temperature

Taken rite after my ass got injected

A Sincere Apology

For the last few weeks, I'm not being myself. I get easily pissed off and such. I can't even concentrate on my studies......

So, I,m taking this opportunity to say sorry to all my friends, whom maybe I have hurt, physically or verbally. I hope you can forgive me.....

Krayzee 5

5 days of being at home ain't so relaxing as I didnt spend as much time at home as I was was the designated driver for my mom and my grandma. Drove from S.Alam to Subang to Sunway back to Subang then back to Sunway. Multiply that by 5 and I have to fill the tank with my own money, that is really pushng over the edge, my friend.

I did have some fun during the holidays. Went to see Selangor vs. Perak at S.Alam stadium. Selangor won 2-0 (hahahahaha. In ur face Perak). Went shopping for ties, and books. Wanted to buy another blazer, but my financial condition disallowed me from doing so.

The night before going back to Kedah, I went 'lepak'ing with my frenz at Pelita (we also got Pelita now at S.Alam). Amat got this idea to ask a dude nearby whose doing caricature potraits for RM10 to draw me, Umai and him with noot so slight mods. The knuckleheads, Umai and Amat, asked the dude to give an afro hairdo and some other krayzee shit. The result was utterly funny. Amat was drawn as an Ustaz with one hand holding a tasbih and the other holding a book(I wanted the other hand to hold a cigar). Umai @ Adam AF (sorry dude) got drawn smoking while dressed up as what we called 'mat steamer @ lelaki metropolitan'. I will try to upload the pictures ASAP.

So, here I am. Back to good old Kedah, continuing my studies to be a lawyer.

(This blog is written in BEL 260 Class)

Isabella By Joe Flizzow

isabella adalah 

kisah cinta dua dunia

menagapa kita berjumpa

namun akhirnya berpisah

ku mencintainya seperti

ku mencintainya seperti 

laksamana tuah dan gusti putri

renung gumilah untuk dia ku seberangi selat

bertemu suatu menaiki satu pesawat

pada mula suaranya buat ku hampir tewas

pabila ku lihat wajahnya ku benar hampir tewas

sungguh wajah cantik mata pernah melewat

kapal terbang berlepas 

ku langsung beralih tempat

dia mengizinkan ku duduk di pinggirnya dengan sopan

memperkenalkan dirinya sebagai isabella

senyumannya ramah pertuturannya manja

waktu kami bicara waktu tinggi diantara kuala lumpur dan jakarta

ku telah jatuh cinta

dan dia pun juga

bulan jatuh ke riba

suka sama suka

walau apa halangan atau pancaroba

ku tetap kan coba

demi isabella

dia isabella

lambang cinta yang lara

terpisah kerana

adat yang berbeza

ku mencintainya seperti

dia cintaku yang pertama

seperti dia yang ku ingin tua bersama

setelah ku menunggunya untuk sekian lama

melengkapkan ku bagai lagu dan irama

setiap detik di jakarta ku disampingnya

dan dia di sisiku bagai isi dan kuku

kita berdua tahu walau ramai mengganggu

kasih kan tetap utuh dan bertambah kukuh

jadi kita mula berbisik lebih dekat

genggam tangan lebih erat

tubuh dipeluk lebih kuat

disinari bintang-bintang di angkasa lepas

tidak mahu lelapkan mata walau malamku dah lewat

hatiku ditambat bidadari

dan bila waktuku harus pulang ke tanah air

diruang menunggu dia katakan padaku

cintaku buku di kuala lumpur

dia isabella

lambang cinta yang lara

terpisah kerana 

adat yang berbeza

ku mencintainya seperti

uda mencintai dara

ku perlukannya bagai ku perlukan udara

seperti hamba yang menunggu angin lalu

namun ku merasakan dirinya amat jauh

pencarianku seperti meraba dalam gelap

ku menantikan panggilannya siang dan malam

kemudian tiba hari suaranya di ganggang

perbualan pilu yang bermula dengan sayang

walau kau ku cinta untuk selamanya

kita tidak bisa berdua bersama

dan jika kau kasih jangan tanya mengapa

kerna hati ku merana dan ku jua duka

berakhirlah kisah cinta yang terlarang

kita cuma manusia hanya bisa merancang

sebak didada masih terasa hingga kini 

untuk dia ku nyanyi lagu ini

dia isabella 

lambang cinta yang lara

terpisah kerana

adat yang berbeza

cinta gugur bersama

daun-daun kekeringan

moga dibukakan 

pintu hatimu untukku

agar terbentang jalan

andainya engkau setia, oh isabella

P/S: There might be a few mistakes.....