Friday, February 19, 2010

Adnan Sempit is...

the shit man....
Its not shit, but its the shit.....
I hail the director for the freakin movie.....
The awesomeness is there......
I especially liked the part where each situation that Adnan goes through is accompanied by a song...
Everybody is quite brilliant.....
A freakin must watch......
Even though is for some cheap laughs......
The one quote I love:
"Walaupun muka saya ni ganas, tapi dalam hati saya ada taman......"
Seriously, that is ol skool to the top of the roof.......
And I will use that to pick up chicks.....

Seriously, a must watch.....
Two thumbs and toes up.....

Thursday, February 18, 2010

I Want a.....

Racing team.
It would be so cool.....
I don't really care if its an illegal street racing team....
At least there is a team.
And we are racing.....
In cars....
With a 850cc engine.....
Stripped out, no interior.....
Nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada.
And I get to wear a racing team shirt.
With my name on the back and my title.
"Don" "Driver" "Blood Type: F***ed Up+"
That is so cool......

Monday, February 15, 2010

Car Boot Sale Stylee..... (its pronounced stailii.....)

Car freakin boot sale every sun-freakin-day at Shah Alam Stadium parking lot.
Left and right you see:
1. Bundle style stalls
2. Bundle style stalls
3. Bundle style stalls
4. Pak Mat selling fish and veggies

Now enter the Mission Impossible theme song...........

Jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng....
tenetneetttt, tenenetttt, tenenetttt........tenet.....

Mr. Corleone, your mission is this, with a limited budget of 90 freakin bucks, find yourself some decent freakin clothes. This message will self destruct in 5 seconds.......
5,4,3,2,1........

KEDEBABOM...............

Clothes, for 90 bucks, its not that impossible. Impossible is nothing. TM. First some pants.

A freakin lot of cheap freakin pants here. You got your Levi's, your Lee's and even Evisu's. But were goin for cheap here and I got something that is proposterously cheap. Jeans, with no brand what-so-freakin-ever, for 10, I FREKIN REPEAT, 10 bucks, which is in fabulous condition.



Here it is. Huuuuu....... I loike very the much


Now, some shirts. I know i want a freakin checkered shirt. In green. Don't ask me why I want it green. I got hulk fever that day. After lapping the whole freakin area. I found it, my first ever checkered shirt, and it's freakin green. GREEN I TELL YA, GREEN. What are the odds of that.? The price tag........ 25. I don't know if that equates to the category of cheap or expensive, but for a very kiasu person like me, It's just a tad bit on the expensive side.


FREKIN GREEN I TELL YA, FREAKIN GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!

Still on hulk rage with hulk powers, I scower around for another shirt....

HULK ANGRY......HULK WANT 1 MORE GREEN SHIRT........

HULK FOUND SHIRT.........HWARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After cooling down and returned to the normal, handsome and cute person that I am, saw another shirt that is freakin green. What are the odds of that, 2 shirts that are green.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its a Paul Smith "dunk" t-shirt (celup punyer ma......). Price, 30 bucks.



GREEN!!!!!!!!!!! HULK LOIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My phone rang....with the infamous sound of the Pendekar Bujang Lapok reading a letter.

Alkisah......
Toib.........
Alkisah maka tersebut la kisah..........
Toib.........
Sang kancil datang beramai-ramai menghadap ke bawah duli yang maha mulia sultan firaun........
Mana firaun pakai sultan........
Entah...........

"Good work Mr. Corleone. Now, BALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gon Xi Fa Chai.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Aisehmen.....

Aisehmen......
Very the penat la gonna be this week.......
Today got meeting.......
Tomorrow got training.......
The next day got case reading workshop........
The day after that got legal teaching......

Aisehmen.........
Gonna die la man.......
Why gotta be so busy ma.......?????
When can I go play???????

Aisehmen...........
What la to do........
Become student already ma..........
Must become busy la........

Aisehmen........