Friday, December 17, 2010

What am I?

Congrats to all that got good results in their exams.
Me? I dont even know my results.
I dont even bother to open the email the the university sent.
So does this equates me to being a bone ass lazy person,
or a guy who just dont give a rat's ass about his results?

I think its both actually.
And adding to the fact I'm just gonna shoot myself in the head when I see a bad exam result,
its better for me not to see it.

Since the first semester, I asked other people to look up my results.
This semester, I didnt bother to.
If my results were poor, I only blame myself,
and porn.
Stupid, addictive porn.
Gotta stop watching them.
.......
Well,
maybe I'll stop when the semester starts.

Meanwhile,
gonna stock up some money for a new phone a the upcoming trip to Beijing.

Friday, December 3, 2010

$$$

Funds are currently drying out.

Can't even go to the mamak for a meal.

This calls for drastic actions.

Fasting.

Or pau-ing others.

I'll choose both.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

As Usual, Problems

Its here and there and everywhere.

I am in pieces.

Pieces left on the floor without anyone to pick me up and dust me uff and put me together and etc.

Well there is only one cure.

Or a few cures.

Porn is one of them but I'm already bored with porn.

I think in know a surefire cure for the blues.

GRAN TURISMO 5 IS OUT BITCH AND I WANT A COPY.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Rise of The Fenix

(Ditched writing the dates because there are already there).

Ladies and gentlemen,

put your hands together for the newly-reborn,

Don Kowreck Corleone.


Tuesday, November 16, 2010

16.11.10: Coded Language

Whereas, break-beats have been the
missing link connecting the diasporic
community to its drum-woven past

Whereas, the quantized drum has
allowed the whirling mathematicians
to calculate the ever-changing distance
between rock and stardom

We do hereby declare reality unkempt
by the changing standards of dialogue

Statements such as, "keep it real," especially
when punctuating or articulating modes of
ultra-violence inflicted psychologically or
physically
will henceforth be seen as retroactive
and no representive of the individually
determined IS

Motherfuckers better realize now is the time
to self-actualize.
Studies show that when a given norm is changed
in the face of unchanging the remaining
contradictions will parallel the truth.

Equate rhyme with reason. Sun with season.

Reject mediocrity. Your current frequencies
of understanding outweigh that which has
been given for you to understand. The current
standard is the equivalent of an adolescent
restricted to the diet of an infant. The rapidly
changing body would acquire dysfunctional
and deformative symptoms and could not properly
mature on a diet of applesauce and crushed pears.

Light years are interchangeable with years of living
in darkness. The role of darkness is not to be seen
as equated with ignorance but with the unknown
and the mysteries of the unseen.

Thus in the name of: Robeson, God's son, Hurtson,
Akhenanton, Hatshepsut, Blackfoot, Helen, Lennon,
Kahlo, Kali, The Three Marias, Lilith, Lourde,
Whitman, Baldwin, Ginsberg, Kaufman, Lumumba, Ghandi,
Gibran, Shabazz, Shabazz, Siddhartha, Medusa, Guevara,
Gurdjieff, Rand, Wright, Banneker, Tubman, Hamer, Holiday, Davis, Coltrane, Morrison, Joplin, Du Bois,
Clarke, Shakespere, Rachmaninoff, Ellington, Carter, Gaye, Hathaway, Hendrix, Kuti, Dickerson, Ripperton, Mary, Isis, Theresa, Plath, Rumi, Fellini, Michaux, Nostradamus, Neferttiti, La Rock, Shiva, Ganesha, Yemaja, Oshun, Obatala, Ogun, Kennedy, King, four little girls, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Keller, Biko, Peron, Marley, Magdalene, Cosby, Shakur, Those who burned. Those still aflame. And the countless un-named.

We claim the present as the pre-sent as the
hereafter. We are unraveling our navels so
that we may injest the sun. We are not afraid
of the darkness. We trust that the moon shall
guide us. We are determining the future at this
very moment. We now know that the heart is
the philosophers stone.

Our music is our alchemy. We stand as the
manifested equivalent of three buckets of water
and a handful of minerals, thus, realizing that
those very buckets turned upside down supply
the percussive factor forever.

Let your children name themselves and claim
themselves as the new day for today we are determined
to be the channelers of these
changing frequencies into songs, paintings,
writings, dance, drama, photography, carpentry,
crafts, love, and love.

We enlist every instrument: acoustic, electronic,
every so-called race, gender, sexual preference
every per-son as beings of sound to acknowledge
their resonsibility to uplift the consciousness
of the entire fucking world!

Any utterance un-aimed will be disclaimed,
will be maimed. Two rappers slain!

-Saul Williams

Monday, November 15, 2010

15.11.10: Final Confessions of a Don

OK. I'm the guilty one.


I'm sorry.


There, I've said it.


So, let me kill myself. Where's my gun?


Ah, there it is.


*click* *BANG!*


.............................................

15.11.10: Deaf Punkt

This is my personal rants directed to a person in particular. So if you think this is you, yeah, and if its not, discard this post.

Eww, accept me as I am. Eww, my weakness is accepting everybody's weakness. Well boo-fuckin-hoo. Like I give a damn. Don't go blaming others for your own selfless mistakes and shit. The problem here is you. You and your hard-head. Every advice I've given can't get through that thick skull of yours, and you say I must take care of your feelings? How about mine? How about all your friends that you've hurt? How about them? Have you given any thought to them? I can tell you this, FUCK NO. If you keep up like this, I'd rather shoot myself in the head with a 12-gauge shotgun. There, I'm done.

LAdies, and gentlemen, I'm done with my rants. Got to go. Busy with errands.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

4.11.10: Rise of the Dubstep Demon

Cold.The.Everlasting can kiss my ass.

ALL HAIL THE DUBSTEP DEMON!

YOUR LIVES I WILL FILL WITH KICKASS BASELINES!!!!




Bow down to the supremacy of the Dubstep Demon.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

2.11.2010: I AM COLD THE EVERLASTING

I.AM.COLD THE EVERLASTING.

FEAR MY SNOT AND PHLEGM INDUCED POWER ON TO THEE WHO OPPOSE.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, October 9, 2010

9.10.10: Photoism

Thanks Ma for giving me permission to use your brand spanking new SLR.

Got photo fever right now.

So spank me silly with the camera.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

29.9.10: Eternal Quietness

Currently I'm in the library.

So, quiet.

No freakin people around.

Okay, cancel that.

There is a dude that just walked behind me.

29.9.10: EL-LEE-YEN-NATE

Got that treatment right now actually.

Its maybe just me being hypersensitive, I guest.

And the court doesn't care for hypersensitive people in private nuisance cases,

even though you have taken reasonable steps and such.......

Sorry, got distracted back there.

So to get back on track,

lets summon the gods of dance, Jabbawockeez and the sounds of doom, The Fingerbangerz.....



OHH HELL YEAH!!!!!!

LETS GET DOWN PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Saturday, September 4, 2010

4.9.10: Don't Hate, Mediate

No one in the world like their friends to fight with each other.
And this applies to me to.
So, to whom it may concern,
here's my proposal:

  • Mediation
  • The mediator will be myself
  • Place and time will be of your choice
  • I will give 7 minutes for each party to present their conundrum about the other party
  • then a collective session to argue it out (no body contact whatsoever)
  • If a conclusion is not made, mediation will be continued in another time
So,you want to do it?
If you do, you know how to get into touch with me.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

1.9.10: Yes, I'm Talking To You

I'm am sick and fucked up of you yabbing your mouth about your effing problems through text.
I hate reading your problems.
Listening is better.

God gave you a mouth to speak.
So, effing speak!!!
I am willing to listen.
I've told you a trillions times, if you got a problem, come talk to me.
But no, you keep it in you and you go cry and effing wants to blame me for it.
Like OMG!? WTF?
Like WTH?

You've almost ruined a what supposed to be a great night.

Damn it, WTF do you really want? Really?

Friday, August 27, 2010

27.8.10: A Bad Day

No, rephrase that.

A crappy day for me.

It's all of the things will go and get fucked up.

I don't know how to handle it anymore.

I need Allah's guidance.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

25.8.10: Sorry

Firstly, I want to say sorry to all members of SCLC.

I have disappointed all of you, especially the president.

Sorry for not being a good deputy.

And sorry to all of my friends for hurting you and not being there when you need me to.

Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

24.8.10: Blankness

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....that's how blank I am.

Monday, August 23, 2010

23.8.10: Emotional Breakdown

That's what I got now.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

18.8.10: Huh

8 hours of nothing but learning.

Thought it would make me smarter.

It did. Although a tiny margin of me felt smarter.

So, lets get grossed out by watching a guy chug beer with his asshole.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

14.8.10: Gone

No more feeling crappy.

Feeling crappy is for pussies.

And I don't wanna be one.

I ain't no pussy.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Still Feeling Crap

Add a little loneliness to that,

and you've got a recipe for suicide.

13.8.10: Feeling Crap

Read the title.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

12.8.10: Not Being Midas

Midas can turn anything he touches into gold.

Metaphorically, he can turn anything he does in to a success.

Me? I'm struggling to live every second right now.

I'm feeling like something heavy is on my shoulders.

Both physically and metaphorically.

I can't sleep.

Can't study.

Can't even laugh at a good joke.

What in the blue hell is happening to me?

Hmm....

Tribunals, life, assignments, programs.....

Not really a good concoction for me.

Need something.

And I don't know what it is.

I need help, I guess.

So, help me?


Want to say thank you to Fyza, Shahrina and Leslie for helping me and the AdHoc Boys with the thing today. I owe you guys a pizza.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

5.8.10: A Fucked Up Mixed Fruit (Of Emotions)

Stupidly and bastardly fucking busy today, with both work and play. Started the day with guzzling down a liquid chicken and classes. Presented on the case of Stephen Kalong Ningkan and its got something to do with the Sarawak Constitutional Crisis in '66. Then, it English class for, thank god, 1 and a half hours and not the usual 2 hours of writing summaries.

Went to visit the club's booth during the environmental week held by ENLAC (its not a fucking brand of milk, it really the club name). Gave the club members some moral support. Sorry guys for not being there. GO SCLC GO!!!!!!!! Had lunch at McD, and Tora is nowhere to be found. Maybe she's busy at HQ.

Thank god for the cancellation of the contract class. Got home. Took a bit of rest and get my bowl on with Jimz. God, I suck at playing bowling. Need a bit of practice. Not a bit, a lot. Played Street Fighter and KICKED ASS!!!!!

So,the conclusion? Fucking tired, fucking enjoyed, fucking annoyed and everything gone all fucked. FUCK IT!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Congestion

Busy as fuck.

Assignments, club duties.

I think i need a P.A,

or a butler.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Me Voila

And you know it.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Choices

Every choice has an effect that either permanent or temporary.

Doesn't matter if it's a good or bad choice you've made,

its effects are still the same.

You've made a bad choice?

Either go deal with the choice to change it or leave it be.

Me?

I live by my choices,

the good and the bad ones.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

I'm Back

I never let you down I’ma shine on sight

Keep your mind on your grind and off mine alright

Hard Imma ball on them squares I float

I drive a Kancil car everywhere I go

I know in the lead it may see it might be

But no matter what they doing they don’t do it like me

Like a G, I hold it down for the town I’m at

And I flash like that

Recognise I’M BACK!

Strike a match catch a fire

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Laugh

I like to make people laugh.

Makes a world of difference when theres a person laughing near you.

You feel happy.

Complacent.

Free from any worries.

So, lets laugh.

Laughter is always the best medicine.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Sick

For a few days I've been sick.

Damn.

Less chatty.

More clumsy.

More forgetful.

That's what the sick's been doing to me.

Damn you sickness.....

Monday, July 5, 2010

1st Day of Class

Nothing special actually.

Just the normal things.

Get disappointed at.

Laughing.

Get to see all the people I miss.

And someone even said I'm looking very slick.

Kewl.

What, my aim this semester?

Seriously, 4 flat.

No kidding, I'm targeting 4 flat.

So, I need all the help I can get.

So, no more late night game nights.

No more late night surfing.

No more porn.

Ok, maybe a little less porn.

Got to make changes for the 4 flat.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Another Oh Cock!

Argentina also lost.

So, no Brazil vs Argentina Finals then?

Oh, cock!

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Oh Cock!

Brazil lost.

Oh well...

Friday, July 2, 2010

Of The World Cup

1 thing that I know of this years World Cup is Brazil will win.

That I can be sure off.

All of the other teams can sodoff, pack their bags, go home,

and cry in a fetal position,

in a corner of their toilet.

GO BRAZIL!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Of Online Gaming

I'm currently hooked to online gaming with the PS3. (I always get hooked on something).

And during this, there are alway, I mean ALWAYS and idiot who play dirty.
Get yourself comfy kids, because here comes a story.

"This started when a Malaysian gamer named Kowreck went online to play Gran Turismo 5 Prologue because he wants to see where his level of playing with people around the world. With his red Evo X, he entered a race consisting with a person from the UK, Japan and an a person from an unknown country, because the only clue of his origin is the country code "IL". So, without hesitating, they raced until a mistake by Kowreck cost him the lead. In second, he tried to catch up with the leader, the person from the UK. At the last lap, the "IL" driver hit Kowreck which spun them both out of the track. Kowreck recovered quickly from the crash and tried to catch up but was blocked by "IL". Throughout the lap, the "IL" driver keep hitting Kowreck with his car, until at the last corner, he went off the track, costing "IL" a podium position. Kowreck then checked on the internet what does the code for "IL" is. Sure enough, it was for Israel."

So, the moral here is even in virtual reality, the Israelis can't play cleanly and must play dirty. So kids, stay far away from these people or the same kind of people.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Of Being a Git

You are a git if you only talk trash on your blog (yes, I'm talking about you. No, not you, the other one. Yes, you with "I am a git" written all over you idiotic face).

Yap yap yap........

Bla, Bla, Bla.........

Go talk face-to-face to that person of you got any balls.

I talk face-to-face to any person, thus make me have balls.

In carbon fibre or chrome.

You make me sick when you do this. Go staple some balls to your loins.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Phones

Grandma: I want that phone.

Me: Which one?

G: That one (pointing to the phone on top of the stereo)

M: No and why would you want one?

G: Because everybody in this house got a phone and carrying it around and I want that one.

M: THAT'S THE HOME PHONE! I KNOW ITS CORDLESS OR DECT PHONE OR WHATEVER, IT AIN'T GONNA BE YOURS!!!!!!

(Just got a new cordless phone. Thanks TM)

Thursday, June 17, 2010

OMG

Like, OMG,

Slash, Usher, Wondergirls, Maher Zain...

Too much artists are coming.

So,

Let's gather some money to see them.

Monday, June 14, 2010

My dad and "Power Root" Contest

Ring. Ring.

Dad: Hello?

Phone Person: Hello sir, your phone number has won 10,000 bucks.

D: Really? So what do I have to do to get this money?

PP: Just give us your bank account number and we will do the rest.

D: Ow, really. Let me tell you this, you can take the prize money and shove it up your ass. IF YOU SMELL............. WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKIN'. (The Rock anthem playing in the background).

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Servers

Jammed servers that is.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Israel and the Flotilla 2

IF1: Sir, we got new weapons shipped form our allies, the good old US and A.

IC: Good. Use them on the ship that we will take over. Try to fire a few shots and give me a report by the next day. And remember, grab me a few Panadols while your up on that ship. My heads killing me.

IF1: Sir, yes sir.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Israel and the Flotilla

Israeli Force 1: Sir, our men are hungry.

Israeli Force 2: Sir, our men are sick.

Israeli Commander: Sorry mate, we are low on food and medicine.

Israeli Force 3: Sir, incoming flotilla of ships. Identified to be carrying food and medical supplies.

IC: Alright boys, its your lucky day. Send teams to take over the ships and lets take everything they got. Hope they got something tasty and some Panadol. Im having a really bad headache.

IF 1,2,3: Sir, yes sir.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Finding Paradise

Different people, different kinds of paradise.

For me, its just being with family and friends,

and having boatloads of cash to spend.


Wednesday, June 2, 2010

People

Different kinds of people I've met.
Some very patriotic.
Some very smart.
Some very different.

Some liked.
Some hated.
Some misunderstood.

So, think about this for a second,
What kind of person are YOU?

Monday, May 24, 2010

Artsy Fartsy Photography

Somehow I'm hooked to photography.

Don't know why.

Maybe because I'm just jealous because a few of my friends has DSLR cameras and I just have a point-and-shoot-type camera.

I know, photography does not really need a really hi-tech, expensive camera.

But, still, it would be nice to have one.

These pictures are me trying to be an artsy kind of photographer, with a point-and-shoot camera:











Monday, May 17, 2010

(Insert a Title)

Im running out of money,

like snot dripping out of an infants cute wet nose.

Can't work because to many things to do anyways.

And my finds are currently running on reserves.

Thinking about this just now, I've found a way to make money.

Here it is:

Get myself beat up by cops.

Get somebody to record it.

Sue.

Isn't that a great idea.

So, come over here, whoop my ass, gimme my cash.

Friday, May 14, 2010

I'm Back......

and I take back all the things I have said about the "other people" of the program.

'nuff said.

Monday, May 10, 2010

D-Day

Tomorrow is it peeps.

The day where I will criticized on my PM'ing skills.

Wish me luck.

Pray that the thing goes on well.

Amin.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Virtual Drifting

Drifting is an artform,
where you balance steering input, throttle, clutch, and brakes,
while maintaining a powerslide.

Easier said than done,
when you're doing it in real life,
but when in a virtual world,
you can be a drift king.

My drift weapon of choice?
A Blitz ER34.

When in it, I can effing drift like Keichi Tsuchiya,
before I crash into a barrier.
Only if it was that easy to drift,
and if I own a car that can drift.......

Hmm.........

Currently hooked to NFS: Shift demo and drifting in GT5P

Monday, May 3, 2010

I Got Paint On Me Fingers

Cause of painting the damn college.

The colour? Light yellow-peachy-ish.

Lets break out the paint brush.

Crossroads Crap

Yours truly has gone mad.

The cause: 2 things.

A program that he's handling,

and his last exam paper tomorrow.

So what to do?

There's a few niggles about the program that must be sorted out,

and I haven't studied enough to be ready for the exam.

So I'm at a crossroad.

Exam or Program?

Let's ponder this for a moment while shitting in the toilet,

1Malaysia style (squatting la brader).

Thursday, April 29, 2010

100 and going....

Just now I've realized I've already posted my 100th post on this blog.

And the only informational post is when I've started this effing blog.

The blog just started for the CSC 134 studies.

That the assignments.

To maintain a blog.

Sounds fun.

But some left their blogs.

While others like me kept it going like a choo choo train.

So, what can be expected from my blog after this?

More insanity interlaced with sarcasm and puns on people with a dash of bad mouthing stuff.

Encoded with my own code of craziness and stupidity.

Fo shizzle dizzle.....

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Clothes

I ran out of 'em.

I don't have a single shirt to wear for the exam in 2 hours time.

Shit.
Fuck.
Damn.

Worst case scenario is I have to take the exam naked.

.......................

Thinking about it, it's not a bad idea.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Finale: Picking Your Poison

3 poisons.

Torts, CTU and Contract.

Which one will you pick?

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Entertainer of the Street

I am an entertainer. Of the street.

I know its a very "masuk bakul angkat sendiri" kind of statement.

But I am.

Ask Don Hadi and Don Zharif.

Don Farid and Don Izzat "Krab".

The know what I mean.

Fo Shizzle Dizzle, boy........

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Dropping The World

What does he mean by "drop the world", Lil Weezy @ Lil Wayne?

That he is strong?
That he is indestructible?

I don't care.

I just love the song.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Mid Sem Mind Purge

Unnoticed by the Don (ME) that it is already mid semester.
Things will go haywire as each day goes by.

Now?
Its a bit hazy at the moment.
Like a man who has just smoked some California Kush.
Ooooooo Wieeeee!!!!!!!!
I'm high man!!!!!!!!
As high as Sheikh Muzaffar.......

This is the exit for people like me.
People who are easily psyched and stressed.
Smoking some pot,
and rambles on his blog,
which no one reads.

I don't really care.
Because as no body is reading my blog.
I can say what the fuck I want.
Even subversive stuff.
So try me in court under Article 149 or whatever.
IF YOU FUCKING DARE.
In which case, I'm a pussy who cares for his ass hole.
I don't want to be sodomised in jail.
So, I will not post any subversive things.

For any readers of my blog out there,
I know my blog does not make any fucking sense.
So, say sorry to yourself for not understanding.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry.
I'm stressed.
So there.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Blood Suckers

Just because I'm a good looking, cute and sensitive muthafucka, it doesn't mean you can suck my blood any way that you fucking please.

My blood is my blood, and if you wanna suck some blood, you can suck your own or your friend's blood.

This goes to all your Edward Cullen's and Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam.

Suck my blood, and you will be shit blood, I'll promise you that.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Something in Common

I don't even think me and my dad even share a thing in common.......
UNTIL NOW!!!!!!!!!!

  1. We like cars
  2. We like a certain type if gravy when eating Roti Canai
  3. We like to laugh
  4. We talk loudly on the phone
  5. At certain times, we like to drive like a maniac on steroids
  6. We are lazy to go out on trips unless it concerns with our own well being
  7. We like to make sure our cars and bikes have a full tank of gas
  8. We don't really care about style
  9. We like Rihanna and Lady Gaga (I just found out about this last week)
  10. We love our family and friends.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Of Dream Cars

My friends and I have been rambling about our dream cars this past week.
Don Faliq and Don Lutfee wants a Lambo Gallardo.
Don Jimmy wants a Ferrari, like Don Adam.

Me?
I want a GT-R.
Modded to produce 600 BHP.
With a Ventross Front bumper and side skirts.
And a Tommykaira rear bumper.
A Mine's GT Wing.
TiTek Exhaust.
Magnesium rims.
Carbon-Ceramic Brakes..................
And not forgetting the most important bit, NOS.......
(and the list goes on and on..........)

And one day, when we have our dream cars,
we will meet,
in the center of KL,
at a traffic light,
revving our engines,
and having a race.

And I know my Godzilla will smoke them,
HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Love

Love is blind.
So, just give it a walking stick.
Or a pair of eyes.
That should solve your problem.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

My Top 5

I've created a top 5.
It's on the left of the blog.
The topic will change according to my mood.
It's a top 5 on anything.
Cars, books, lame quotes and such.
Agree with my top 5? Its up to you.

P/s: Still psyched and stressed.

Coping

I am a person who is easily psyched.
I mean really easy.
Just a little bit of psyche can affect me in a lot of way you can or can't imagine.

Stress is another story.
A little stress I can handle.
A little more, I can still live.
Too much, I will cry in a fetal position.
Sucking my finger dry.

A few people say they work better under pressure.
That is some bull crap.
They are not human.
They are aliens.
Coming to earth to impregnate our women.
And creating hybrids that thrive under pressure.

So let get our yoga mats, and take a breather.
WUUUUU SAAAA!!!!!!!

p/s: I am currently under pressure and stress of tests and assignments.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Returning to Insanity

I am currently sane.
Thinking sane keeps me safe.
Safe from being sodomised with a 5 foot baseball bat with a vibrating dildo on the end of it,
by a burly, hairy-chested man, with a fat belly and fatty arms.

But being sane is no fun.
Being insane is a whole different ballpark all together.
Not that I want to get sodomised with a 5 foot baseball bat with a vibrating dildo on the end of it,
by a burly, hairy-chested man, with a fat belly and fatty arms.
But being insane means you do thing that you wouldn't usually do.
Being spontaneous is the game now, people.

SO, BRING ON THE INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, February 19, 2010

Adnan Sempit is...

the shit man....
Its not shit, but its the shit.....
I hail the director for the freakin movie.....
The awesomeness is there......
I especially liked the part where each situation that Adnan goes through is accompanied by a song...
Everybody is quite brilliant.....
A freakin must watch......
Even though is for some cheap laughs......
The one quote I love:
"Walaupun muka saya ni ganas, tapi dalam hati saya ada taman......"
Seriously, that is ol skool to the top of the roof.......
And I will use that to pick up chicks.....

Seriously, a must watch.....
Two thumbs and toes up.....

Thursday, February 18, 2010

I Want a.....

Racing team.
It would be so cool.....
I don't really care if its an illegal street racing team....
At least there is a team.
And we are racing.....
In cars....
With a 850cc engine.....
Stripped out, no interior.....
Nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada.
And I get to wear a racing team shirt.
With my name on the back and my title.
"Don" "Driver" "Blood Type: F***ed Up+"
That is so cool......

Monday, February 15, 2010

Car Boot Sale Stylee..... (its pronounced stailii.....)

Car freakin boot sale every sun-freakin-day at Shah Alam Stadium parking lot.
Left and right you see:
1. Bundle style stalls
2. Bundle style stalls
3. Bundle style stalls
4. Pak Mat selling fish and veggies

Now enter the Mission Impossible theme song...........

Jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng....
tenetneetttt, tenenetttt, tenenetttt........tenet.....

Mr. Corleone, your mission is this, with a limited budget of 90 freakin bucks, find yourself some decent freakin clothes. This message will self destruct in 5 seconds.......
5,4,3,2,1........

KEDEBABOM...............

Clothes, for 90 bucks, its not that impossible. Impossible is nothing. TM. First some pants.

A freakin lot of cheap freakin pants here. You got your Levi's, your Lee's and even Evisu's. But were goin for cheap here and I got something that is proposterously cheap. Jeans, with no brand what-so-freakin-ever, for 10, I FREKIN REPEAT, 10 bucks, which is in fabulous condition.



Here it is. Huuuuu....... I loike very the much


Now, some shirts. I know i want a freakin checkered shirt. In green. Don't ask me why I want it green. I got hulk fever that day. After lapping the whole freakin area. I found it, my first ever checkered shirt, and it's freakin green. GREEN I TELL YA, GREEN. What are the odds of that.? The price tag........ 25. I don't know if that equates to the category of cheap or expensive, but for a very kiasu person like me, It's just a tad bit on the expensive side.


FREKIN GREEN I TELL YA, FREAKIN GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!

Still on hulk rage with hulk powers, I scower around for another shirt....

HULK ANGRY......HULK WANT 1 MORE GREEN SHIRT........

HULK FOUND SHIRT.........HWARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After cooling down and returned to the normal, handsome and cute person that I am, saw another shirt that is freakin green. What are the odds of that, 2 shirts that are green.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its a Paul Smith "dunk" t-shirt (celup punyer ma......). Price, 30 bucks.



GREEN!!!!!!!!!!! HULK LOIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My phone rang....with the infamous sound of the Pendekar Bujang Lapok reading a letter.

Alkisah......
Toib.........
Alkisah maka tersebut la kisah..........
Toib.........
Sang kancil datang beramai-ramai menghadap ke bawah duli yang maha mulia sultan firaun........
Mana firaun pakai sultan........
Entah...........

"Good work Mr. Corleone. Now, BALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gon Xi Fa Chai.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Aisehmen.....

Aisehmen......
Very the penat la gonna be this week.......
Today got meeting.......
Tomorrow got training.......
The next day got case reading workshop........
The day after that got legal teaching......

Aisehmen.........
Gonna die la man.......
Why gotta be so busy ma.......?????
When can I go play???????

Aisehmen...........
What la to do........
Become student already ma..........
Must become busy la........

Aisehmen........

Saturday, January 30, 2010

SUE!!!!!!!!!!

In the process of suing some fuckers..........
And I know I'll fucking win the case.........
Because those fuckers fucked all that shit up.......
And the courts ruling will be with me.......
ME! ME! ME!
And with the money I'll buy a HD video camera and a SLR camera.....
And inspired by the great zood, Amir Hafizi,
I will create my own National Pornographic Special.
Yeah...................
SUE! SUE! SUE!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Money

I need money.
I need money.
I need money.
I need money.

Nyee, Nye Nye Nye Nye Nye Nye Nyeeett............

Young Money Cash Money.......
I'm all out of money......
I need money.........
Moolah........

Saturday, January 16, 2010

BLS and My Life

Week 2 of being a full-fledge law student.
Pressure started to mount on me other some other people.
Assignments started to roll in.
Got 1 this week.

Quite loved Prof. Shad's class, even though I'm not officially a part off his class.
And finally got to see Sir Halim face to face.
Still not seeing the similarity between us.
Well, the usage of fowl language is a bit of a similarity, and that's just about it.

Quite not used to being a degree student.
Busy all the time.
Reading and remembering.
Need support, badly.
But, right now, I'm still standing on my own 2 feet.
Hope this continues.