Saturday, March 27, 2010

Dropping The World

What does he mean by "drop the world", Lil Weezy @ Lil Wayne?

That he is strong?
That he is indestructible?

I don't care.

I just love the song.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Mid Sem Mind Purge

Unnoticed by the Don (ME) that it is already mid semester.
Things will go haywire as each day goes by.

Now?
Its a bit hazy at the moment.
Like a man who has just smoked some California Kush.
Ooooooo Wieeeee!!!!!!!!
I'm high man!!!!!!!!
As high as Sheikh Muzaffar.......

This is the exit for people like me.
People who are easily psyched and stressed.
Smoking some pot,
and rambles on his blog,
which no one reads.

I don't really care.
Because as no body is reading my blog.
I can say what the fuck I want.
Even subversive stuff.
So try me in court under Article 149 or whatever.
IF YOU FUCKING DARE.
In which case, I'm a pussy who cares for his ass hole.
I don't want to be sodomised in jail.
So, I will not post any subversive things.

For any readers of my blog out there,
I know my blog does not make any fucking sense.
So, say sorry to yourself for not understanding.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry.
I'm stressed.
So there.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Blood Suckers

Just because I'm a good looking, cute and sensitive muthafucka, it doesn't mean you can suck my blood any way that you fucking please.

My blood is my blood, and if you wanna suck some blood, you can suck your own or your friend's blood.

This goes to all your Edward Cullen's and Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam.

Suck my blood, and you will be shit blood, I'll promise you that.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Something in Common

I don't even think me and my dad even share a thing in common.......
UNTIL NOW!!!!!!!!!!

  1. We like cars
  2. We like a certain type if gravy when eating Roti Canai
  3. We like to laugh
  4. We talk loudly on the phone
  5. At certain times, we like to drive like a maniac on steroids
  6. We are lazy to go out on trips unless it concerns with our own well being
  7. We like to make sure our cars and bikes have a full tank of gas
  8. We don't really care about style
  9. We like Rihanna and Lady Gaga (I just found out about this last week)
  10. We love our family and friends.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Of Dream Cars

My friends and I have been rambling about our dream cars this past week.
Don Faliq and Don Lutfee wants a Lambo Gallardo.
Don Jimmy wants a Ferrari, like Don Adam.

Me?
I want a GT-R.
Modded to produce 600 BHP.
With a Ventross Front bumper and side skirts.
And a Tommykaira rear bumper.
A Mine's GT Wing.
TiTek Exhaust.
Magnesium rims.
Carbon-Ceramic Brakes..................
And not forgetting the most important bit, NOS.......
(and the list goes on and on..........)

And one day, when we have our dream cars,
we will meet,
in the center of KL,
at a traffic light,
revving our engines,
and having a race.

And I know my Godzilla will smoke them,
HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Love

Love is blind.
So, just give it a walking stick.
Or a pair of eyes.
That should solve your problem.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

My Top 5

I've created a top 5.
It's on the left of the blog.
The topic will change according to my mood.
It's a top 5 on anything.
Cars, books, lame quotes and such.
Agree with my top 5? Its up to you.

P/s: Still psyched and stressed.

Coping

I am a person who is easily psyched.
I mean really easy.
Just a little bit of psyche can affect me in a lot of way you can or can't imagine.

Stress is another story.
A little stress I can handle.
A little more, I can still live.
Too much, I will cry in a fetal position.
Sucking my finger dry.

A few people say they work better under pressure.
That is some bull crap.
They are not human.
They are aliens.
Coming to earth to impregnate our women.
And creating hybrids that thrive under pressure.

So let get our yoga mats, and take a breather.
WUUUUU SAAAA!!!!!!!

p/s: I am currently under pressure and stress of tests and assignments.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Returning to Insanity

I am currently sane.
Thinking sane keeps me safe.
Safe from being sodomised with a 5 foot baseball bat with a vibrating dildo on the end of it,
by a burly, hairy-chested man, with a fat belly and fatty arms.

But being sane is no fun.
Being insane is a whole different ballpark all together.
Not that I want to get sodomised with a 5 foot baseball bat with a vibrating dildo on the end of it,
by a burly, hairy-chested man, with a fat belly and fatty arms.
But being insane means you do thing that you wouldn't usually do.
Being spontaneous is the game now, people.

SO, BRING ON THE INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!