Friday, March 25, 2011

Kowreck Tourism Board: Aroma Ikan Bakar

Yes , there is such a place.




Where? Just find a traffic light somewhere in Jeram and turn left. If you still can't find it, ask the locals. GPS is less than useable as having 3G connection somewhere near the sea is very unlikely.

As like all establishments of the same kind, the same rules apply; pick your fish, choose your menu, sit at a table (but for our case, a hut), wait, wait, wait a bit longer, eat, sit like a lion after having a gargantuan meal, go home. (Don't forget to pay, you cheap bastard.)

Why did I say "our"? It's because the whole kartel is out in half force (not all the kartel obviously, thus the usage of half force). YEAH!!!!!! (Lil Jon Style).


The capo picking the poison (BTW, he's single)



Here it is. The freshest poison EVA!!!!!!



The calm before the storm............


After 30 seconds.......




CARNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The verdict? The ambiance is okay but the food is not really a three-star michelin grade, but its tasty. A must visit if your in Jeram. Just don't get lost.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Contracting an illness a one thing.

Contracting a few illness at the same time is a whole other matter.

And it's no even me.

Even my phone is down with Screenus Kaputnes.

The meaning? The screen's gone kaput.

So, hello BlackBerry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Ken Block



Still Blocked

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Writers Block

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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Seeing The Future

Looking my semi-crystal-encrusted, carbon fiber-weaved ball, I can see my future.

And you can bet that I will be stinking, filthy rich.

My life will be like in those hip-hop music videos.

My house full of ladies with big boobs and asses all wanting a piece of me.

I will be so rich that I will use money to wipe myself dry after showers.

That's how fucking rich I will be.

You guys just wait and see.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Oh Cock

I'm packing my bags.

Where am I going. Hell, obviously.

With no topics for my english presentation, I may as well go there.

What should I pack? Shorts or some jackets?