Of Online Gaming

I'm currently hooked to online gaming with the PS3. (I always get hooked on something).

And during this, there are alway, I mean ALWAYS and idiot who play dirty.

Get yourself comfy kids, because here comes a story.

"This started when a Malaysian gamer named Kowreck went online to play Gran Turismo 5 Prologue because he wants to see where his level of playing with people around the world. With his red Evo X, he entered a race consisting with a person from the UK, Japan and an a person from an unknown country, because the only clue of his origin is the country code "IL". So, without hesitating, they raced until a mistake by Kowreck cost him the lead. In second, he tried to catch up with the leader, the person from the UK. At the last lap, the "IL" driver hit Kowreck which spun them both out of the track. Kowreck recovered quickly from the crash and tried to catch up but was blocked by "IL". Throughout the lap, the "IL" driver keep hitting Kowreck with his car, until at the last corner, he went off the track, costing "IL" a podium position. Kowreck then checked on the internet what does the code for "IL" is. Sure enough, it was for Israel."

So, the moral here is even in virtual reality, the Israelis can't play cleanly and must play dirty. So kids, stay far away from these people or the same kind of people.

Of Being a Git

You are a git if you only talk trash on your blog (yes, I'm talking about you. No, not you, the other one. Yes, you with "I am a git" written all over you idiotic face).

Yap yap yap........

Bla, Bla, Bla.........

Go talk face-to-face to that person of you got any balls.

I talk face-to-face to any person, thus make me have balls.

In carbon fibre or chrome.

You make me sick when you do this. Go staple some balls to your loins.

Phones

Grandma: I want that phone.

Me: Which one?

G: That one (pointing to the phone on top of the stereo)

M: No and why would you want one?

G: Because everybody in this house got a phone and carrying it around and I want that one.

M: THAT'S THE HOME PHONE! I KNOW ITS CORDLESS OR DECT PHONE OR WHATEVER, IT AIN'T GONNA BE YOURS!!!!!!

(Just got a new cordless phone. Thanks TM)

OMG

Like, OMG,

Slash, Usher, Wondergirls, Maher Zain...

Too much artists are coming.

So,

Let's gather some money to see them.

My dad and "Power Root" Contest

Ring. Ring.

Dad: Hello?

Phone Person: Hello sir, your phone number has won 10,000 bucks.

D: Really? So what do I have to do to get this money?

PP: Just give us your bank account number and we will do the rest.

D: Ow, really. Let me tell you this, you can take the prize money and shove it up your ass. IF YOU SMELL............. WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKIN'. (The Rock anthem playing in the background).

Servers

Jammed servers that is.

Israel and the Flotilla 2

IF1: Sir, we got new weapons shipped form our allies, the good old US and A.

IC: Good. Use them on the ship that we will take over. Try to fire a few shots and give me a report by the next day. And remember, grab me a few Panadols while your up on that ship. My heads killing me.

IF1: Sir, yes sir.

Israel and the Flotilla

Israeli Force 1: Sir, our men are hungry.

Israeli Force 2: Sir, our men are sick.

Israeli Commander: Sorry mate, we are low on food and medicine.

Israeli Force 3: Sir, incoming flotilla of ships. Identified to be carrying food and medical supplies.

IC: Alright boys, its your lucky day. Send teams to take over the ships and lets take everything they got. Hope they got something tasty and some Panadol. Im having a really bad headache.

IF 1,2,3: Sir, yes sir.

Finding Paradise

Different people, different kinds of paradise.

For me, its just being with family and friends,

and having boatloads of cash to spend.

People

Different kinds of people I've met.

Some very patriotic.

Some very smart.

Some very different.

Some liked.

Some hated.

Some misunderstood.

So, think about this for a second,

What kind of person are YOU?