Kowreck Tourism Board: The Satay Hut

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There is a Satay Hut

The name explains it all. Where is this place? Its in a secret place, in Tanjung Karang, after the corner going into Bagan Pasir, it should be on the right.

You've got all the usual satays, chicken and beef and watnot, and for some reason, the beef is not always on sale. And you can order the usual size or the BIG ones. I always go for the big ones. How big?

ITS THAT BIG!!!!!

It might not look that big, but trust me (if you can, or want to), its BIG.

And I found an interesting sign at that place:

Fish? What fish?

SHIT!!!!!!! Those are big-ass catfish!!!!!

So if you all are hungry for some satay and want to see some big-ass catfish, visit the Satay Hut.

Updates

Its a long time since I last updated this thing. So here we go:

1. I got a new niece and her name is Kesha. For real.
2. Busy photographing people around me.
3. Went to Putrajaya with my phat fam.
4. Karaoke-ing till my throat bleeds.
5. Giving an introduction to SCLC which, in my opinion, did not go so well.
6. Already starting the new semester which is ultra cool.
7. Trying to give up porn.
8. Saw Karam Singh Walia.
9. Went to a trip to Halal Industrial Development Corp.
10. Laughing and forgetting what I'm supposed to do.

I think that's about it, which is weird since I thought I've done a lot more stuff since my last update.

Oh well.

What am I?

Congrats to all that got good results in their exams.

Me? I dont even know my results.

I dont even bother to open the email the the university sent.

So does this equates me to being a bone ass lazy person,

or a guy who just dont give a rat's ass about his results?

I think its both actually.

And adding to the fact I'm just gonna shoot myself in the head when I see a bad exam result,

its better for me not to see it.

Since the first semester, I asked other people to look up my results.

This semester, I didnt bother to.

If my results were poor, I only blame myself,

and porn.

Stupid, addictive porn.

Gotta stop watching them.

.......

Well,

maybe I'll stop when the semester starts.

Meanwhile,

gonna stock up some money for a new phone a the upcoming trip to Beijing.

$$$

Funds are currently drying out.

Can't even go to the mamak for a meal.

This calls for drastic actions.

Fasting.

Or pau-ing others.

I'll choose both.

As Usual, Problems

Its here and there and everywhere.

I am in pieces.

Pieces left on the floor without anyone to pick me up and dust me uff and put me together and etc.

Well there is only one cure.

Or a few cures.

Porn is one of them but I'm already bored with porn.

I think in know a surefire cure for the blues.

GRAN TURISMO 5 IS OUT BITCH AND I WANT A COPY.

Rise of The Fenix

(Ditched writing the dates because there are already there).

Ladies and gentlemen,

put your hands together for the newly-reborn,

Don Kowreck Corleone.