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This is DKC News with Don Corleone.

1. For the world news.Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono was elected as Presiden of Indonesia for the term of 2009-2014(I think). Congratulations. Many leaders of countries, including Malaysia, were there in the sworn in ceremony. Other leaders were Kevin Rudd, Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah, Lee Hsien Loong and Jose Ramos Horta.
2. Quoted from the Indonesian President: "Indonesia will always be friendly with everyone - a million friends and zero enemy." I hope so. But the movement of the Malingsia shit that is happening there, it hard for me as a citizen of Malaysia to believe that were are on good terms with Indonesia.
3. The government doesn't make a country, but the people does. But when the people are hating another countries guts, it may be hard to make relationships between countries. The Montevideo Convention stated a state must have the capacity to have relations with another state. So, if this continues, Malaysia may not recognize Indonesia as a state. But I don't think Malaysia is just that cruel to not recognize Indonesia.
4. My hopes that President Susilo can solve these problems before the planned visit on the 11th of November.
5. During the trip to Indonesia, our PM met Australia's PM, Kevin Rudd and they discussed about Malaysia being the transit point for human trafficking to Australia and ask Malaysia to be more vigilant.
6. Patrolling the seas ain't an easy job pal. You can't just ask the Navy: "Hey, can you guys patrol the seas everyday and make sure that there are not human traffickers gets through. Thanks". It's your problem and you want Malaysia to solve it. At least give us some assistance like a joint military patrol operation or some shit.
7. Hamid Karzai wants round 2 of the Afgan Election because he feared that the results were tampered with corruption, bribery and some other sort of crap. So, how are you gonna ensure that the 2nd round round is free of all that shit.
8. Just a suggestion, find an indipendent body from an outside country to handle the election. Easier for you guys, they do all the work and you get your corruption-free election.
   
9. Now the local news. 4 idiots from the Kedah forestry office were caught for receiving bribes of more than RM100,000 to approve a logging area. These dudes got boned hard when the MACC raided the house of one of the officers and found RM300,000.
10. What the fuck are these 4 idiots of an officers to receive these bribes? Your guys task are basically to protect the forest, and you easily give the loggers access to our forest to cut it down. Do you realize that you are reducing the carbon sink of the earth, thus increasing the effects of global warming? I hope you rot in hell when you die.
11. The 2009 Auditor-General's Report basically says one thing, our government like to spend our money, A LOT. Lets look at one case, where the government of Perak an Penang spent huge amount of money on state owned cars. In Perak, in the last 4 years, RM15 million were spent purchasing and maintaining their vehicles. Another example is where the vehicles tyres were changed in the time frame of 3 months.
12. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH OUR FUCKING MONEY???????? We pay tax to help the government to help us. And you spend it on tyres. You have a tyre fetish or something? RM15 Million is a lot of money and you can do a whole lot with that like building hospitals and schools. Hope the PM will solve this and such problems in the next budget.
13. Now for entertainment, BEYONCE AIN'T COMING TO MALAYSIA. OHHH, WHY???????? Many people said that it was about the protest that the youth wing of PAS made. Others said that it was about the strict dress code and it was the fear of a terrorist attack. Terrorist attack? What the hell do you think our country are? We ain't bombing buildings and shit. We just want to sing Halo with you. Dress code? Even other artist can go with our dress code, why can't you? Want examples? Pussycat Dolls, Celine Dion, Avril Lavinge. Satisfied? Hope Akon doesn't cancel his show.
14. Now for sports. Jensen Button is the F1 world champion. Congrats but you just wait fr the next season. It's gonna be a lot tougher. Go Ferrari, McLaren and 1Malaysia F1.

And that's the news. Don't like it? So what? I don't care.