Friday, December 18, 2009

Mumblings, Rantings, and Watnot.....

Finally, we will have HD television shows.
How? As always, thru ASTRO.
They call it ASTRO B.Yond (no joke, that's how they spell it).
Just add 20 bucks and you will get a new decoder, a new 'kuali' (which is in dark grey. Very posh), and a HDMI cable. But to enjoy HD viewing, you gotta have a HDTV, which is a bummer (because I don't have one).

Next season of F1 will be the battle of airlines. AirAsia vs Virgin Airlines. Tony Fernandes vs Sir Richard Branson. And what's the catch. The loser will have to be a stewardess in the winners airline. Notice the usage of the word 'stewardess' as the loser will don the attire of a stewardess.
Which do you wanna see in a stewardess uniform? Tony or Sir Richard? I'll stick to the usual girls.

Malaysia like freakin' won the football finals at the SEA games. And to all the haters out there, don't hate, appreciate. We won means we won. It doesn't matter how we won, at least we won. The end justifies the means, which means that our 20-year thirst for gold has been quenched. Ahhhhhh....................

My home is currently an active war zone. Biochemical weapons in the form of flatulence is used almost all throughout the day. As a UN peace keeper, I am armed with an M1 Abrhams Tank with Febreeze-equipped shells and also, for my own self protection, a bottle of Bvlgari Poir Homme Soir. Tense situations is many in these areas. Yesterday, the rebels (my grandma) lead a suicide attack at the HQ of the UN (Me). But the attack was thwarted with a new, non-lethal weapon called the PS-3, which emits high decibels of sound through its 5.1 surround sound speakers.




This post doesn't make sense to you? I know. I don't understand either.



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