Evolution of a Resolution

The year 2010 is just around the corner, approaching hour by hour, signalling the end of which was eventful to many of the earthlings around the world.

Every year, a must for all is to set a resolution, for oneself, usually to improve on the self, or others, just to accomplish their objectives of acquiring items that are not possible in the past year. Whatever it is, is it just a continuation, an evolution of the resolution? Or a revolution of oneself, changing the person who we used to be to another, better self?

Question ourselves: "Why haven't I accomplished my this years resolution, and if I do accomplished it, what did I learn from it?"

Evolution isn't enough when setting our new year's resolution. We also need revolution, a change, no matter if it's lifestyle changes or changing our behavior, there must be change, and it must be a positive change, not change for the worst. With revolution, comes new opportunities, with gates open wide as you want it. This will bring challenges that you must face and also glad tidings that will enrich you, your family, the people around you and so on.

So, remember your resolution must not be just an evolution, but also a revolution.

Happy New Year 2010.

Happy B'Day To Big Boss

Abah's birthday yesterday.

And he set the line straight about presents:

"No more shirts, got loads of them now. There's even one new one in the car I've bought last month".

This is because for the last 2 years I've bought him shirts from British India.

And this year, what did I bought for him???

The one thing that he doesn't have......

PERFUME......

And a very expensive one.

An Armani Black Code set....

Which costs about 300 bucks......

But it's for the man.....

So, no complaints......

And I've already know what to get him for his next birthday.....

I Am T-Pain

Found the joy of using autotune to change my voice when I sing.

Seriously, my voice is like T-Pain.

It's really fun and funny.

I will post the the vid ASAP

Update: This is the vid. No pictures of me, just the voice.

Mumblings, Rantings, and Watnot.....

Finally, we will have HD television shows.

How? As always, thru ASTRO.

They call it ASTRO B.Yond (no joke, that's how they spell it).

Just add 20 bucks and you will get a new decoder, a new 'kuali' (which is in dark grey. Very posh), and a HDMI cable. But to enjoy HD viewing, you gotta have a HDTV, which is a bummer (because I don't have one).

Next season of F1 will be the battle of airlines. AirAsia vs Virgin Airlines. Tony Fernandes vs Sir Richard Branson. And what's the catch. The loser will have to be a stewardess in the winners airline. Notice the usage of the word 'stewardess' as the loser will don the attire of a stewardess.

Which do you wanna see in a stewardess uniform? Tony or Sir Richard? I'll stick to the usual girls.

Malaysia like freakin' won the football finals at the SEA games. And to all the haters out there, don't hate, appreciate. We won means we won. It doesn't matter how we won, at least we won. The end justifies the means, which means that our 20-year thirst for gold has been quenched. Ahhhhhh....................

My home is currently an active war zone. Biochemical weapons in the form of flatulence is used almost all throughout the day. As a UN peace keeper, I am armed with an M1 Abrhams Tank with Febreeze-equipped shells and also, for my own self protection, a bottle of Bvlgari Poir Homme Soir. Tense situations is many in these areas. Yesterday, the rebels (my grandma) lead a suicide attack at the HQ of the UN (Me). But the attack was thwarted with a new, non-lethal weapon called the PS-3, which emits high decibels of sound through its 5.1 surround sound speakers.

This post doesn't make sense to you? I know. I don't understand either.

Tired & Pissed Off

Tired because of being a facilitator of Urban Camp 2009 at Taman Tasik Shah Alam.

I am tired as hell, not only because of handling the kinds that joined, but also carrying out activities and handling the activities all throughout the day.

It's all OK but that's not the reason for me being pissed off.

I'm pissed off because there are a few facilitators that on talk the talk, but don't walk the walk.

They only point to our mistakes (the facilitators are made up mainly of my school's alumni) while they only sit down on their asses and 'busy' taking pictures of themselves.

Where the fuck are you guys when we are doing the talent show? The treasure hunt? The hostage game?

Let me tell you where they are. Sleeping, while the other facilitators are working their asses off to make event great.

Fuck you.

Let's RIZE

If you guys are thinking of downloading a movie, try downloading a documentary instead, and I recommend Rize.

.

This is not about somebody stalking about in the wilderness, talking intelligently about animals for 2 hours. Rize is about the dance movement in the urban ghettos in the United States called clowning and krumping. This all leads to a yearly competition called The Battlezone where both styles clash to prove whose the best.

This is really fascinating to watch and I really, really, REALLY recommend you guys to watch this.

DAMN YOU STUPID JACKASS

Someone broke into my house on the second day of Eiduladha.
Thank goodness they took some small, puny stuff.
But still, the fact remains that some jackass broke into my house.
A stupid jackass at that.
And may I add the the jackass housebreakers are also blind.
Because I put my PC outside of my house because I'm working on it.
And those muthafuckers didn't even see it.
And they stole thing that would fetch 60 bucks at the max.
STUPID, MUTHAFUCKING JACKASS.........

IF I EVER, EVER KNOW YOUR IDENTITY OR CATCH YOU IN THE ACT, I WILL CRUCIFY YOU TO A TREE, SHOVE YOUR ASSHOLE WITH A BASEBALL BAT, PUT FIRE ANTS IN YOUR ASSHOLE, AND BURN THE FUCKING TREE THAT YOUR FUCKING CRUCIFIED ON.

Excuses

Excuses are created to cover some mistakes made by people, a limitation and serve as a reason to fail to accomplish something or not doing anything, covering the incompetence of a human being.

Humans are not perfect. I admit that. But why can't we try to be perfect? Why we don't try our best to be the best, why must we, humans, create such limits and reasons for our inadequacy of our limits and covering our ass when making a mistake?

Same as in criminalizing war. Why must we look the other side of it, the negative side, thinking it as impossible and is beyond the powers of a normal man? Nothing is impossible. The things we need are our beliefs and action to accomplish such idea of criminalizing war.

With these items, we can bring justice, to both the war criminals and the war victims. Nothing is impossible.

Gear Tinggi

For a few weeks (or maybe months), I will be reviewing cars using Gran Turismo 5 Prologue. Cars will be ranging from old classics like VW Golf GTi Mk. IV and to supercars like the 599 GTB. The number of cars are limited as this is the prologue edition of GT5. Each car will be tested under each circumstances:

• No traction control
• No stability management
• No steering assists
• Vehicle Dynamics in standard mode
• S2 Sport Tires
  

Each vehicle will be tested at the Eiger Nordwand Track and the format is a 2 lap warm-up lap and 10 hot laps. The fastest lap times from the 10 hot laps will be put on the GT Lap Board. Each car will be driven by our tame racing driver. Some say he likes to eat budu, and he likes his durian fried. All I know is , he's called The Stik.

Wait for the first review......

Rain

Monsoon season now. Thus equaling to colder temperatures at night a.k.a time for me to sleep, which equates to me waking up on a later time, which is at about 10 a.m. Why did I bring this up? Just to complain.

Didn't post here for a long time, because I eff-ing lazy and I don't know what to post.

Busy these last few weeks. Went to service the freaking Kancil Neo GT-R, which cost about 500 bucks. Went to Genting. Lots of fun, but I gone back home with a headache and nausea, in which I blame the numb nuts who spin the cup ride thingy at max speed. Went to putrajaya to celebrate friends birthdays. BBQ at my friends house which is a lot of fun, because we played with helium filled balloons, did some karaoke and played twister.

Now, I eff-ing tired and enjoying all of my PS3 games library.

P/S (to whom it may concern): I you have the guts, call me. Don't send messages at facebook. You have my number.

Lascilo Solo

Ho preso in a lungo la considerazione circa questo.

Ed è tempo che andate.

Poiché non sono l'uomo che stiate cercando

Così, spero che dimentichiate per sempre circa me, lo lasciate solo e che trovo un uomo che è per voi, perché non sono quell'uomo.

NYUS

This is DKC News with Don Corleone.

1. For the world news.Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono was elected as Presiden of Indonesia for the term of 2009-2014(I think). Congratulations. Many leaders of countries, including Malaysia, were there in the sworn in ceremony. Other leaders were Kevin Rudd, Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah, Lee Hsien Loong and Jose Ramos Horta.
2. Quoted from the Indonesian President: "Indonesia will always be friendly with everyone - a million friends and zero enemy." I hope so. But the movement of the Malingsia shit that is happening there, it hard for me as a citizen of Malaysia to believe that were are on good terms with Indonesia.
3. The government doesn't make a country, but the people does. But when the people are hating another countries guts, it may be hard to make relationships between countries. The Montevideo Convention stated a state must have the capacity to have relations with another state. So, if this continues, Malaysia may not recognize Indonesia as a state. But I don't think Malaysia is just that cruel to not recognize Indonesia.
4. My hopes that President Susilo can solve these problems before the planned visit on the 11th of November.
5. During the trip to Indonesia, our PM met Australia's PM, Kevin Rudd and they discussed about Malaysia being the transit point for human trafficking to Australia and ask Malaysia to be more vigilant.
6. Patrolling the seas ain't an easy job pal. You can't just ask the Navy: "Hey, can you guys patrol the seas everyday and make sure that there are not human traffickers gets through. Thanks". It's your problem and you want Malaysia to solve it. At least give us some assistance like a joint military patrol operation or some shit.
7. Hamid Karzai wants round 2 of the Afgan Election because he feared that the results were tampered with corruption, bribery and some other sort of crap. So, how are you gonna ensure that the 2nd round round is free of all that shit.
8. Just a suggestion, find an indipendent body from an outside country to handle the election. Easier for you guys, they do all the work and you get your corruption-free election.
   
9. Now the local news. 4 idiots from the Kedah forestry office were caught for receiving bribes of more than RM100,000 to approve a logging area. These dudes got boned hard when the MACC raided the house of one of the officers and found RM300,000.
10. What the fuck are these 4 idiots of an officers to receive these bribes? Your guys task are basically to protect the forest, and you easily give the loggers access to our forest to cut it down. Do you realize that you are reducing the carbon sink of the earth, thus increasing the effects of global warming? I hope you rot in hell when you die.
11. The 2009 Auditor-General's Report basically says one thing, our government like to spend our money, A LOT. Lets look at one case, where the government of Perak an Penang spent huge amount of money on state owned cars. In Perak, in the last 4 years, RM15 million were spent purchasing and maintaining their vehicles. Another example is where the vehicles tyres were changed in the time frame of 3 months.
12. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH OUR FUCKING MONEY???????? We pay tax to help the government to help us. And you spend it on tyres. You have a tyre fetish or something? RM15 Million is a lot of money and you can do a whole lot with that like building hospitals and schools. Hope the PM will solve this and such problems in the next budget.
13. Now for entertainment, BEYONCE AIN'T COMING TO MALAYSIA. OHHH, WHY???????? Many people said that it was about the protest that the youth wing of PAS made. Others said that it was about the strict dress code and it was the fear of a terrorist attack. Terrorist attack? What the hell do you think our country are? We ain't bombing buildings and shit. We just want to sing Halo with you. Dress code? Even other artist can go with our dress code, why can't you? Want examples? Pussycat Dolls, Celine Dion, Avril Lavinge. Satisfied? Hope Akon doesn't cancel his show.
14. Now for sports. Jensen Button is the F1 world champion. Congrats but you just wait fr the next season. It's gonna be a lot tougher. Go Ferrari, McLaren and 1Malaysia F1.

And that's the news. Don't like it? So what? I don't care.

Blurbs

(This is my first attempt of the Mahathir-style numbered post. So, bear with me)

1. The first week at home was okay. Got a lot of things to do like attending open houses and helping Z with the PGPYO stuff.
2. The open house was nice. Met old friends from school and remembered old memories together. Took a lot of pics. (Pisha, please do post those pics on FB).
3. Help Z out with Fyza on the PGPYO thing. Met other guys from UIA and a part 1 Kedah Pre-Lawrian. Nice fellas.
4. So, BN won. Congrats to them and tey won with a big majority. Hope nobody contest the results. The PM must be jumping for joy right now.
5. Why do we always have these small elections? And why must all the candidates must be of somewhat old age? The older, the wiser you say? Not so. We have the young generation who are bright and witty.
   
6. I'm not saying that old people can't lead. I'm just saying that the young guns deserves a chance to show the people that they can lead and make a change in the government.
7. Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for, and I quote, "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."
8. What? What efforts?
   
9. I somewhat agree with President Hugo Chavez's view of Obama winning the Nobel. The Nobel committee gave this prestigious prize to someone who did nothing but giving out ideas.
10. Obama is still new for the post of superpower leader. The committee should give it some time to see the actions of the president before giving the prize away.

Done blurbing.

Missing all my Pre-Lawrian mates. Missing all the fun we had together.

I Run This Town

Life is a game.

And it is not fair.

I break the rules.

But I do not care.

I keep doing my own thing.

Walking tall against the rain.

Victory is in my hands.

So, I do not give a damn.

Only thing that is on my mind.

I am running this town tonight.

So, bow to your Capo Di Tutti Capi,
Don Kowreck Corleone.

Forgiveness By Don Kowreck Corleone

Tomorrows the day,
that signifies that Ramadhan has passed away,
a month for good things I would say,
for the month that has passed away.

As the takbirs blare out from speakers,
either from mosques or TV's,
everybody put a smile on their faces,
to celebrate a day of happiness and victory.

My eyes are filled with tears,
while I'm writing this post,
thinking what I've done all this years,
and also missing the month where I will miss the most.

This post I'm writing,
is to apologize to everybody who know me,
for the sins that was my doing,
on the people that I see.

My apologies I give,
with my deepest sincerity,
I just can hope that I can live,
to apologize to everybody.

I am sorry to you all,
for the terrible things that I have done,
for the bad name that I call,
or the terrible actions I have done.

Please forgive me,
for all of my sins,
Happy Hari Raya everybody,
Maaf Zahir Batin.

Drive safely. Remember your loved ones.

Of F1, Baju Melayu and Wastage

Al-Mughirah bin Shu'bah, may Allah be pleased with him, reported:
Rasulullah (may peace be upon him) said: Verily Allah, the Glorious and Majestic, has forbidden for you: disobedience to mothers, and burying daughters alive, withholding the right of others in spite of being able to return that to them and demanding that (which is not one's legitimate right). And He disapproved three things for you: idle talk, persistent questioning and wasting of wealth.
-Hadith Sahih Muslim

Raya is coming near and everybody is doing their shopping, buying food stuff, new furniture, TV's and such. But, primarily, in my eyes anyway, the shopping is always focused on buying new clothes/baju raya. This goes the same with me, but for my mum. She bought for me 2, read it, TWO baju melayus (is it baju melayus or baju melayu's?). To me that is one big waste because I already have 2 perfectly fine baju melayu. I told my mum not to buy any but she did. I don't want to hurt my mum's feelings, so I just take them.

Our own government is also doing some wasting of their own. You may have (or may not have) heard the news that the Malaysian government is creating its own F1 team, so called the 1Malaysia F1 team, with help from Lotus and will be based in Sepang. Some say it will bring good economy to the country, help promote the country overseas and help the development in sports science. A part of me agrees with these things and a few other things like it will develop our automotive technology, and proving that a Muslim country, especially to the USA, that we can achieve much success in motorsports (in the 2010 F1 season, there is a new team entry called USF1). But, another part of me say this is such a waste of the peoples money. There are many other ways that we can promote our country, but why we must chose through F1. F1 is a very serious and expensive motorsports. 1 race car alone requires more that 1 million pounds just for development. Thats not including the cost of transportation, experts, wages and overhead costs. There will be even more wastage when the F1 team does not produce any results. I don't want history to repeat itself again. Remember the GoKL Minardi F1 Team?

All I'm saying is that god has told us that we must not waste anything, from food to time to money, and wasting is a sin. Some say what the government is doing is a great idea with the ideology of "the ends justify the means". But on the expense of the peoples money? I don't really think so. I the government is still on the idea of this F1 team, I just hope they execute it well, for the sake of my own money.

*Update: The cost per year for the F1 team is RM1 billion, and the car is damn ugly. Hope they change the colour.

Racism

Got home yesterday.

When I arrived, I saw something that saddens me.

Kids, maybe 7 or 8 years of age.

Throwing racist remarks to an Indian.

How could this happen?

How can little kids be a racist at an early age?

Didn't their parent teach them not to hate other people?

Even though they are not as the same race as them.

Did their follow their parents who also are racist?

These kids are the future.

They will be leaders.

And we can't have leaders that are racist.

This will lead to inequality thus maybe sparking another May 15th incident.

So, parents.

Please don't turn your child into a racist.

Or if you, yourself are a racist, please do change.

We live in a multicultural country.

We can't have unity if people keep hating each others guts.

Even if a unity of faith is not possible, a unity of love is.
-Hans Urs von Balthasar

Not Far Away

Just under a week,

all of us will be home,

back in the arms of loved ones.

So, lets sleep in the meantime.

Time travels faster when we're asleep.

ZZZZZZZZZ...............

Have you bought shoes without shoestrings?

The Spirit of Never Giving Up

Opened U-Tube.

Searched for "Top Gear"

Watched the trio mod a Renault Avantime to beat an Evo X.

Failed.

Watched another TG video.

Their first attempt at endurance racing,

with a diesel 3-series.

Placed third in their class.

What did I learn from watching them?

Even though there are many setbacks in achieving our goal,

we must never, EVER, give up.

So, I will never give up.

Long live Kancil Neo GT-R.

Ramadhan Al-Mubarak

Have you questioned yourself about you purpose in this world?

What's your mission?

Are you put in this earth to make a change?

And what kind of change is it?

Some may have found the answer.

And that some is me.

This morning,

my eyes were opened to the glory of Allah,

and now I know my purpose on this earth.

To be a good muslim,

be a good son,

and make my La Raza proud in any way possible.

Happy Ramadhan Al-Mubarak.

Ahlan Wa Sahlan Ya Ramadhan, bila berlabuhnya matahari petang ini, digarinya syayatin, dibukanya pintu surga, bermulanya bulan penuh rahmat dan maghfirah-Nya, RAMADHAN KARIM

I Got a Feeling....

And that feeling is boredom.

The highest fucking level of fucking boredom.

Fuck boredom.

I have no clue what to do.

Only reduced to coloring a colouring book of cars.

SOOOO BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I know what to do.

I'll find some peasants and shoot them with a BB gun.....

My Favorite......

Car: Ferrari 430 Scuderia

Clothes Shop: Polo Haus

Sport: Football

Music: Hip-Hop

Drink: Abah's Home Made Teh Tarik

Food: Mom's Siput Sedut Masak Lemak Cili Api

Plane: The Stratofotress (a bomber plane)

Bike: Ducati Street Fighter

Dress Style: Smart

Dream: Making Malaysia Proud in Motorsports

Word: Ha???

"Dunno what to do rite now. So just write anything that comes to mind"

Global Cornflakes

There is a conflict happening here in Kedah.

One spark can send 2 nations fighting.

I am involved in that war.

So is Don Izzatonni, Dom Jimmy and Don Ajis.

We may not survive this war.

But we will fight till we die........

and then we respawn after the round's over.

Our war is in Counter Strike: Source.

SPARTANS!!!!!!!!!

AAAUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

7 = 1 = :-)

This is a hella of a week.

Been busy all week.

Meetings with Z and the PGPO people,

resulting in me and Z finding another possible place for the event to be held.

Also got bowling training with Don Ahmadonni every evening,

which is tiring as hell.

Me and Don Ahmadonni also travelled to Tanjung Karang to buy seafood for the BBQ/alumni meeting last night,

and that's a trip that took one whole day.

But, results has been achieved.

Me and Z found another place for the event, which is quite nice,

me appointed as the secretary of the SIAS Alumni committee,

and me, Don Ahmadonni, Zul Russia, and Syed Gagat being the champions of the bowling tournament. (Team Steam!!!! YEAH BABY!!!!!!)

So, feeling tired now.

Currently working of the meeting minutes of last nights alumni meeting.

Hoping that the visions of the Alumni will be achieved.

NFS: PS

Bought 2 PS3 games for Rm200 (which is a bargain, by the way).

ProStreet was one of them.

Now, I'm finding out how difficult this game is.

The first few levels is OK.

Bcuz racing games is my thing.

But I'm stuck where I have to drive a freaking Pontiac GTO with a freakingly massive understeer.

But I still enjoy it.

I don't know why.

Currently developing my 350Z, which now produces 400 HP.

Wanna eat my smoke, bitches???

WARNING

This is a warning.

Do not, I mean DO NOT go with Z if he is leading the way.

Because you either:

a) get a good exercise in the middle of the afternoon sun, or,

b) get lost in the middle of a lake garden, or

c) ruin your RM300 Nike Air Dual-D B-Ball shoes.

If you still wanna go out with Z, pack yourself a map and a compass or a GPS or bring along someone that knows the place like the back of their hand.

If you still wanna go out with Z, even after the warning, I wish you good luck and may the force be with you.

TB

What does TB mean to you???

TuBerculosis?

Tan Bread?

Tea Bag?

The Bitch?

This meanings doesn't mean a thing to me.

Because TB to me is TeraByte.

Just got myself a 1 TB external hard drive.

And still figuring out what I'm gonna do with 1 TB of space.

(pondering)

Still have no clue.........

I am....

heartless,

hard headed,

a bit crazy,

a loud-mouth,

a geek,

a nerd,

sometimes irrational,

but the most important,

I am an individual.

Love me or hate me?

It's up to you to decide.

Mumble Jumble

Beat duo of Lutfee and Ikhwan Apek today with The Zharif at badminton today.

Suffered my first defeat in PES to Izzat Krab because of a brutishly stupid controller.

Gone to SP to repair with Jim to repair his broadband modem.

Completed the essay for global in just 1 day, leaving the presentations slides to be done by somebody else.

Gonna be entering for the first time in a bowling tournament with Don Ahmadonni, Syed Gagat and Botak (Team Steam.Hehehehe.)

Still thinking of a beat to make a single with Bob Syameer (Any ideas???)

Dreaming of turning the Kancil into the ultimate driving machine.

Lazy because nearing the mid-sem holidays (YAY!!!).

Gonna be busy with the PGPYO launching.

Thinking of going to the academic visit.

Done mumbling.

P/S: Loving Joe Flizzow and Wondergirls. Kuala Lumpur kita bergerak kerana I want nobody, nobody but you (Clap,Clap). Hehehehe.

MUET

MUET can kiss my ass and go to hell.

Bcuz that the reason I can't continue my studies with my friends.

And also making my friends confidence go down, way down.

They studied hard for this.

And when they see that they got Band 3.

Some cry, some don't wanna study anymore.

Some of them has taken MUET twice,

and still get the same result

So, you see muet

You're making me pissed off

So, there.....

Eff Muet.

Eff MUET 'till it dies.

Stupidity

Stupidity is defined as an inability of a person to contemplate the surrounding.

But thats my definition.

And that is how I feel right now.

Stupid......

I'm in Madam Rosnelim's class.....

Being quiet as a mice who is full of Mozzarela cheese....

Because I have no clue on what they are talking about........

Other then PPSMI....

Which I have very little knowledge on.

Damn I feel stupid.

But someone said to me:

"Never give up, muthafucka"

Then, I shall not give up.

I will never give up learning,

and beating all of them with my grades....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KABOOM

I want a bomb.

Because I want to blow something up.

Ranging from people I hate to Israel.

I want to blow them sky high.

KABOOM.

Hahahahahaha (evil laugh).

Global Warming: Is It Real?

Imagine that you're on the side of a river. Water slowly flowing down. You look around you, there are lush trees that stand tall, giving you shelter from the heat. You take a deep breath.....

Calming, isn't it?

Now, imagine that being destroyed....

Wouldn't you be fucked up?

That is what happening right now and the cause is global warming and yes ladies and gentlemen,

this is real and its happening in front of our very own eyes.

What's global warming? It's basically is when the earth's atmosphere can't release the excess heat that is absorbed by the earth. This happens because the atmosphere is thicken by greenhouse gases like carbon dioxide. As the earth can't release the excess heat, the earth temperature gets higher and that's global warming.

Where did these gases come from? These gases mainly come from motor vehicles and also factories. There are also other sources like smog that came out form unclean sources of energy like oil and coal power plants.

The effects of global warming is real, ladies and gentlemen, as seen in this picture below:

The top picture is Mount Kilimanjaro in 1993 and the bottom picture is the same mountain in 2000. Look how much the of the snow and ice has melted in just 7 years. According to a professor form the Ohio State University, the Kilimanjaro Mountain will be snow-less in by the year 2020. This mountain has been called the shining mountain, but it may not shine no more because of global warming.

These are pictures of Lake Chad on 1973, 1987, 1997 and 2001. As you can clearly see, the lake has significantly dried up over the past years and this is caused by the increase of temperature which is caused by, you guessed it, global warming.

What will happen if this problem is not resolved? The biggest effect is that the death toll from global warming will dramatically increase in 25 years; from 150,000 to 300,000 deaths per year. A million species of animals will be extinct by the year 2050. By that time, the Arctic Ocean will be ice free. When the global warming problem is not answered, in less than 50 years, greenland ant the Antarctic will melt and this will increase the sea level by 20 feet, submerging large parts of countries like the Netherlands, China and the US.

Ladies and gentlemen, you can stop this problem from escalating even further. Recycle and opt for clean energy like solar energy. Use energy efficient appliances like energy saving light bulbs and electric appliances that have the energy star logo. If you want to buy a car, don't just look at its performance, but also look at its carbon emission and also its fuel economy. Write to your government and ask them to address this problem in the parliament. If they don't listen, then you yourself go for a seat in the parliament and bring this matter to the forefront.

YOU CAN STOP THIS. YOU CAN CHANGE THE FATE OF THE EARTH. IF YOU DON'T SAVE THIS PLANET, THEN WHO WILL.

We Do It Big.......

They say that silence is golden.....
So....
Take that silence is golden shit.....
Roll it really tight....
And Shuv'em where the sun don't shine.....
We do it big......
We do it loud....
Loud and Proud.............

Very Early Morning Blurbs and Rants.......

When you look at the time this post is posted, maybe you're wondering why this guy ain't asleep yet......
FYI, I will not sleep if I'm occupied with something or if I'm fueled with something and the fuel may be in physical or mental form..........
I'm not occupied with anything.......
So, maybe I'm fueled by something........
Usually, It's Red Bull.....
But I haven't had any today........
Okay, maybe in the afternoon......
But the effects should be long gone by now......
That just leaves the mental-type fuel......
What is it?????????
Is it anger.....?
Is it hatred.....?
Is it jealosy.....?
Even I can't specify it myself.......
My mind is all over the place right now......
While typing this......
I'm listening to Boyz II Men's A Ribbon in the Sky.....
And.......
I'm still pondering what fueled me through this night.....
To keep me awake....
And give me this idea of writing this post.......
And This question just popped in my head.....
Am I writing this post as a plead for mercy or attention.......
Or I'm just letting all my feelings out........
I think I'm stressed.......
About what.....?
I don't even know.......
Repeating the same Boyz II Men song again......
I think this song hits the spot for me.....
Soft and mellow......
It brings tears to my eyes listening to this song.......
I don't know why.......
My stomach is churning.....
Maybe it's hungry or something.......
Tomorrow I've got 2 classes form 8 till 12.....
2 hours each......
Hmm......
I must do my best to get an excellent result.....
For the sake of my parents......
May Allah bless them.....Amin......
Got to end this.......
Or It'll never end......

SPARTANS!!!!!!!!
AUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Veneratio Justicia Palma

I'm Turning Into a.........

Hypocrite.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the man who hates hypocrites is turning into one.
How did this happen, I don't even know.
Do I hate hypocrites?
Yes.
Do I want to become one?
No fucking way.
Not if I can do something about it.

So, basically, this is a cry for help.
I'm turning in something I hate, despise and loathe
So help me, teach me, stop me from transforming into a hypocrite.
I need help and I need it fast...........

Veneratio Justicia Palma

Ouch......

This week really hurts.....
Physically I mean....
Got blisters on my right foot.....
Got bruisers on my left foot.....
My lower lip got cut.....
I have a headache.......
And my body is soar all over the place.......
And all this for the sake of playing sports everyday........

But hey.....
At least I'm happy as hell.....

Veneratio Justicia Palma

Last Sem, Last Push, Last Everything

5 days to go........
30th of May is the date........
That Don Kowreck Corleone will return to Merbok......
And meet his peers........
Don Jimmy......
Don Izzatonni......
Don Ezwarrioni.....(Although met him on......I don't know what day.)
Don Azizione.....
Don Syameerri......
Don Izzat "the Krab".....(It's a bit more cool spelling "crab" with a "K")
And all the other Dons.........
This semester will be our semester.....
Lets make it a semester that people will remember.....

Veneratio Justicia Palma (inspired by Don Izzatoni)

Football.....

I used to love and play football. But now, as I am busy with study, I have no time to play. And the light of passion for football inside of me has dimmed for a long time. But now, the flame has been sparked alight, all because of an ad campaign that Nike did a few years back. You guy should remember it, its called Joga Bonito, which means play beautiful (I think). The ads are the best football ads I've seen. You can watch it at YouTube. Just search for "joga bonito". The best one is the battle between Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Christiano Ronaldo.

I think when I get back to Kedah, I'm gonna join Ajis, Mr. Crab, Ayam and all the other guy playing football.

Can I join you guys......????

Eye, Ass, Steroids.....

Some of you may look at the words above and see no link in it what so freakin' ever. But today, these words interconnected today for me. It goes like this.....

I was the designated driver for my mom, aunt and grandma. Where they want to go, I'll be driving them there. Before chauffeuring them, I hang out at my aunt's place while annoying her cats. Then, I drive these "Charlie's Angels" to Giant Sec. 13. After a painful 3 hours waiting for them, I picked them up to drive of to a "Kedai Bundle" nearby. By this time, my eye started to get irritated. I thought it was some dust that had come into my eye, so I poped down to 7-11 to buy Eye-Mo. A few drops my eye (this happen on my left eye only) felt fine. But, it gets worst.......

I feel my eye is like about to pop out of it's socket....




Let me desribe the condition of my eye. Imagine that you've cracked an egg over a flat pan. Imagine the yolk is the pupil and the egg white is the white part of my eye. Notice that the egg yolk is not reaaly flay and bulges out. Now, reverse that meaning that the yolk sinks into the egg white) and add some red to the egg white, and then you have an eye infection that is quite frightening. Mom saw it and we immediately go to SJMC. Who's driving? Me, of course, eventhough my visual is quite impaired. I hit 120 in that Kancil.

The wait to see the doctor was long, about 2 hours. Waist all the time waitong by exploring the hospital floor by floor. My turn came to see the doctor. The doctor said it was allergies. Even though I don't even know that I have allergies, and the only thing that can stop my eye from popping out of it's socket is by an injection, but not with any unfathomable drug but something that is generally known to the population, steroids. I yelled "yes, this is gonna be good", as i associate steroids as getting you high and enhance your physical performance. "Where?" I asked. "Anywhere you'ld like". "Ok then. I'll choose my arm".

I was taken to a bed and was said to wait. Then , the nurse came in and said something that surprised me, "Now, take off your pants."I thought this nurse wants to get kinky and some sorts, but this is not the answer. She continued, "the shot is goona be on your butt". So, I took of my pants, lay on the bed and get ready to get high with about 100 mil of steroids injected on by ass.

But, as i waited to get high after the injection, my left leg felt numb. And painful, like your feet is filled with sharp gravel and being run over by a Hummer. This lasted for 30 min. but hey, the steroids worked though and my eye returned to normal.

So, any of you guy can figure out what my allergies are? Even I don't know, so take a shot guessing it....

Checking my temperature

Taken rite after my ass got injected

A Sincere Apology

For the last few weeks, I'm not being myself. I get easily pissed off and such. I can't even concentrate on my studies......

So, I,m taking this opportunity to say sorry to all my friends, whom maybe I have hurt, physically or verbally. I hope you can forgive me.....

Krayzee 5

5 days of being at home ain't so relaxing as I didnt spend as much time at home as I was was the designated driver for my mom and my grandma. Drove from S.Alam to Subang to Sunway back to Subang then back to Sunway. Multiply that by 5 and I have to fill the tank with my own money, that is really pushng over the edge, my friend.

I did have some fun during the holidays. Went to see Selangor vs. Perak at S.Alam stadium. Selangor won 2-0 (hahahahaha. In ur face Perak). Went shopping for ties, and books. Wanted to buy another blazer, but my financial condition disallowed me from doing so.

The night before going back to Kedah, I went 'lepak'ing with my frenz at Pelita (we also got Pelita now at S.Alam). Amat got this idea to ask a dude nearby whose doing caricature potraits for RM10 to draw me, Umai and him with noot so slight mods. The knuckleheads, Umai and Amat, asked the dude to give an afro hairdo and some other krayzee shit. The result was utterly funny. Amat was drawn as an Ustaz with one hand holding a tasbih and the other holding a book(I wanted the other hand to hold a cigar). Umai @ Adam AF (sorry dude) got drawn smoking while dressed up as what we called 'mat steamer @ lelaki metropolitan'. I will try to upload the pictures ASAP.

So, here I am. Back to good old Kedah, continuing my studies to be a lawyer.

(This blog is written in BEL 260 Class)

Isabella By Joe Flizzow

isabella adalah 

kisah cinta dua dunia

menagapa kita berjumpa

namun akhirnya berpisah

ku mencintainya seperti

ku mencintainya seperti 

laksamana tuah dan gusti putri

renung gumilah untuk dia ku seberangi selat

bertemu suatu menaiki satu pesawat

pada mula suaranya buat ku hampir tewas

pabila ku lihat wajahnya ku benar hampir tewas

sungguh wajah cantik mata pernah melewat

kapal terbang berlepas 

ku langsung beralih tempat

dia mengizinkan ku duduk di pinggirnya dengan sopan

memperkenalkan dirinya sebagai isabella

senyumannya ramah pertuturannya manja

waktu kami bicara waktu tinggi diantara kuala lumpur dan jakarta

ku telah jatuh cinta

dan dia pun juga

bulan jatuh ke riba

suka sama suka

walau apa halangan atau pancaroba

ku tetap kan coba

demi isabella

dia isabella

lambang cinta yang lara

terpisah kerana

adat yang berbeza

ku mencintainya seperti

dia cintaku yang pertama

seperti dia yang ku ingin tua bersama

setelah ku menunggunya untuk sekian lama

melengkapkan ku bagai lagu dan irama

setiap detik di jakarta ku disampingnya

dan dia di sisiku bagai isi dan kuku

kita berdua tahu walau ramai mengganggu

kasih kan tetap utuh dan bertambah kukuh

jadi kita mula berbisik lebih dekat

genggam tangan lebih erat

tubuh dipeluk lebih kuat

disinari bintang-bintang di angkasa lepas

tidak mahu lelapkan mata walau malamku dah lewat

hatiku ditambat bidadari

dan bila waktuku harus pulang ke tanah air

diruang menunggu dia katakan padaku

cintaku buku di kuala lumpur

dia isabella

lambang cinta yang lara

terpisah kerana 

adat yang berbeza

ku mencintainya seperti

uda mencintai dara

ku perlukannya bagai ku perlukan udara

seperti hamba yang menunggu angin lalu

namun ku merasakan dirinya amat jauh

pencarianku seperti meraba dalam gelap

ku menantikan panggilannya siang dan malam

kemudian tiba hari suaranya di ganggang

perbualan pilu yang bermula dengan sayang

walau kau ku cinta untuk selamanya

kita tidak bisa berdua bersama

dan jika kau kasih jangan tanya mengapa

kerna hati ku merana dan ku jua duka

berakhirlah kisah cinta yang terlarang

kita cuma manusia hanya bisa merancang

sebak didada masih terasa hingga kini 

untuk dia ku nyanyi lagu ini

dia isabella 

lambang cinta yang lara

terpisah kerana

adat yang berbeza

cinta gugur bersama

daun-daun kekeringan

moga dibukakan 

pintu hatimu untukku

agar terbentang jalan

andainya engkau setia, oh isabella

P/S: There might be a few mistakes.....

Drifting With Mr. Obama.....

Izzat @ Obama and me planned to go find a laundry to dry-clean our jackets. He also asked me to teach him how to drive. So, I waked up at the usual time only to get Obama to yell at me at 6 in the morning.

After prayers, I burned some time until 10 by watching 300. Love King Leonidas's leadership and also his bravery.

At 10, we drove out to VM. Stopped by Petronas to fill some gas (OK la, petrol la....) and drove to VM while teaching about throttle and clutch control. After we arrived, we got down to the the parking and I show the route whe he should be practicing and I throw in a sumthin' extra.

As some of you guys might remember, the VM underground parking is sloped downwards from its entrance, giving me and edge in acceleration for the surprise. I accelerated to about 30 kmh, turn left sharply and pulled the handbrake at the same time, hence, I drifted like in Tokyo Drift. I scared Obama like hell. I went for another try but almost hit a pillar. That scared me like hell. Note to self, dont drift in VM parking lot. Thought him driving. He did ok.

Then, as a "test" he must drive to CS. Had breakfast and bought Jim's KFC. Then, we went searching for a dry-cleaner. Note to self, dont make Obama navigate while his driving. You will get lost while he's driving. We went past a turn while on the way to Park Avanue. Luck was on our side when we found our way back to Park Avanue. Then after another filling of Caltex gold, we looked at the fuel. Damn, weh have lots of petrol. Then, Obama's brain has a spark of insanity. He wants to show Jim that he can drive.

So, he drove us back to UiTM to pick Jim up. Then he drove us to Lembah Bujang. The one thing that scared me shitless while he's driving is when cornering. He rarely slows down for a corner. This aint no Sepang F1 track. After some verbal abuse, he drove a little slower, but still blazingly fast for village roads. While on the way, we got lost again and that drove me nuts, even more when the driver keeps stalling the car.(noob)

After the crazy runabout, we arrived at Lembah bujang, only to be dissapointed with seeing a dry waterfall (odd, aint it). So we went to the archeological muzeum. After my alter ego gave some explaination about the artifacts, went to a vending machine. Today's Jim's lucky day. He dropped some coins in the vending machine and got two cans. Damn he's lucky today.

And guess who we bump into today. I'm not telling.......
So, today I'm filled with joy, surprise and fear and info.
So, thats the life of a Don....

Isabella.....

Listening to Joe Flizzow's President...
Track 11's my favorite....
Isabella....
One part of the song raps....

ku mencintainya seperti
laksmana tuah dan gusti putri....

Then another part of the song...

Ku mencintainya seperti
uda mencintai dara..
ku perlukan dia seperti ku perlukan udara......

After the song ended, I thought to myself
"I'm one lonely bastard. Damn."
Owh well....
That's the life of a Don......

Assignment x 2 = Me goin' crayzee.....

OMG x 100

2 assignments back 2 back........

I'm rite now in a state of crayzeeness dats beyond crayzee.....

But its a must.........

Must get 4 flat........

Must beat sabun dude........

Argh..........

Finish & Start

Tomorrow's my last day at home. Had lots of fun, like hangin' out with friends and spending time at the bowling alley (which ussually ends with me losing. Damn you bowling balls). But overall, its still nice to go back home. I'm really happy when Sasha (my niece, not my girlfriend) dropped by to see his coo-coo Uncle Nizam. She cried a lot though, and its not my fault. Okay, maybe a few times because I've made scary faces, but that's not the point.

Sunday's the first day of class. Quite stoked to see how everybody has been doing. I'm gonna be "santet"-ing sumbody (yes, I'm talking to you sabun dude...) and I promise myself to study like crayzee to beat Obama's 4 flat last sem (that's one of the reason of the "santet", butif he gives me a "pengeras", I cancel the "santet").

So, note to self, study X1000000...........

Carbon Fibre......

If you dont know whats carbon fibre, for goodness sake google it. If you're lazy to google, it's sheets of cloths of woven fibre stick together with resin. It's damn light and strong (2x as hard as steel but 5x lighter). Both of this cars use carbon fibre on their body:

Hennenssey HPE 700
Nissan GT-R V-Spec

But there's no fucking carbon fibre parts for my Kancil. This is fucking stupid, man.... This is pissing me off.